Random musings of nothing of consequence

Bedtime Conversation In Which I Decide To Go With My Strength

Me:	If you guys don't stay in bed tonight, I'm taking away your superhero T-shirts.
Boone:	I don't care, Papa.
Me:	What about your crayons?
Boone:	I don't even care.
Me:	So, there's nothing I can take that'll phase you.
Boone:	No.
Me:	Okay. If you get out of bed, I'll just come back here and yell at you as loud as I can.
Boone:	No... I'll stay in bed.
Oh, yeah. Know exactly the process here. Except with daughters.

4:19 pm • 10 May 2013 • 45 notes

anthonybourdain:

Frightening, confusing, ultimately inspiring Libya shoot for Parts Unknown. Met a lot of ordinary people who did extraordinary, heroic things. Toppled a hideous, megalomaniacal dictator. Security in Libya provided by The Boyz from Misrata. Thank you and very very best wishes for a brighter future.

5:07 pm • 31 January 2013 • 374 notes

laughingsquid:

Coffee! The Most Important Meal of the Day

(Source: society6.com, via michaelgbuck)

1:57 pm • 24 January 2013 • 11,119 notes

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10:28 am • 20 January 2013 • 2,369 notes

dadstimeout:

Bacon Related Update: T-shirt Time

Stole this from a friend’s Facebook page. Me likey.

I need this shirt.

10:51 am • 18 January 2013 • 2 notes

Where my sick daughter nails me with comedy

Her:	Daddy, when's your birthday?
Me:	In February.
Her:	And you're going to be thirty!
Me:	Nope, I'm going to be 31.
Her:	Are you going to have to go to a nursing home?

10:04 am • 8 January 2013 • 2 notes

nprfreshair:

So some of the producers around here — when they haven’t been working on this show — have been working on another show. It’s called “Just You Wait”, it’s broadcast out of the WHYY station here in Philly and our/their producer Annmarie says this about it:

Just You Wait is a new program which looks at new trends and ideas in pop culture, art, technology, entertainment and daily life. Our own John Sheehan is the host of the show, and for this pilot episode, John Myers reports on digital detoxing, Therese Madden tells us about a new way of buying art, Amy Salit gives her picks for some new music, and I talk about online TV programming in 2013, which includes new episodes of Arrested Development.

Give ‘em a listen if you can!

gif via sherlander

Reblogging this solely for the gif. “Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken.”

5:10 pm • 4 January 2013 • 265 notes

manvchild:

You can’t micro-manage every post.

Maybe because I’m a dad, that I find this hilarious.

5:00 pm • 2 January 2013 • 172,539 notes

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ohshitimafather:

Being a little out of shape is okay for dads. It means you’re spending too much time with your family to work out. You prioritize time with you kids over time at the gym. Don’t trust a dad that looks lean and muscular.

At least that’s what I tell myself to feel better.

9:07 pm • 3 December 2012 • 18 notes

One of these is not like the other ……

This is the effect parenting has on what shows up on your Netflex queues.

8:58 pm • 3 December 2012 • 5 notes